Rules of Gentlemen

The Manner in which Gentlemen should conduct themselves

johnweasel replied to your post: life decisions

If you feel like a cup of coffee, you may need to see a doctor… :P

ha ha ha, I see what you did there…

life decisions

it’s just past 10pm and I feel like a cup of coffee.

Should I drink one or should I just leave it? Idk when I’m going to sleep, but most likely between 2-3am. And I should be studying.

Help!!

Anonymous asked: I love food! I just always wanna sleep after I eat.

sounds like a food coma. I think I get caffeine comas, like I feel sooo sleepy after I drink espresso or monster…

immortal-l-o-v-e asked: u have personal blog?

if you click on “personal” it will redirect you there :)

Rule #101 of a Gentleman








MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONGAND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

SO COSMO SAYS YOU’RE FAT? WELL I AIN’T DOWN WITH THAT! skewed standard of beauty

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

SO COSMO SAYS YOU’RE FAT? WELL I AIN’T DOWN WITH THAT! skewed standard of beauty

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fuckbitchesgetmoneyhugkittens replied to your audio post: Rule #100 of a Gentleman

oh my gosh, this is sooo sweet! =D

I said he’s so sweet, make her wanna lick the wrapper… (no homo)

valeriapeaches asked: <3 LOVE LOVE LOVE your blog. Ah, we need more geniuses like you!

aww thank you :)

Rule #100 of a Gentleman

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dreamdrivin asked: your a boss

my a boss what?

Rule #99 of a Gentleman

Anonymous asked: You are so full of goodness!

maaaaybeee ;)

cleardiamonds replied to your audio post: Rule #98 of a Gentleman

Is this your voice?

I believe it’s Microsoft Sam

Rule #98 of a Gentleman

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Rule #97 of a Gentleman

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